The candy cane was crafted not for a grade, but powered by inspiration, made with blood (that's the red stripe), sweat (that's what makes it shinny) and tears (which were spent watching spider dogs). In all seriousness, the candy cane (named pizza Christmas) has many killer features which include pizza scented, oddly sharp on either end and smooth as a brick wall on the main parts.
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The coins container demonstrates the most extreme of craftsmanship, demonstrates what true beauty in art is and must have had a skilled creator. Made of some mid fire-high fire clay that says "moist clay" on the box, painted to perfection using the rarest of glazes "saturation gold".
Ryan. Low Fire beauty. Ryan has been through a lot in his day. Notice his belly button, it used to be covered with what he called 'o'. o was his belt. He used to be o'ryan's belt, now he is just Ryan. He made up for this using the "sky blue" glaze fired to perfection. Ryan was sadly decapitated with both of his arms amputated, very sad.
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The blue wall hanging (titled Bessy Blue Beauty) was crafted skillfully with many machines costing more than a house (assuming 1920 currency). Made out of the "turquoise" glaze the hanging was made not only for hanging flowers, but also for laying in a kiln room for weeks, sitting on a table to be photographed, or even being in the back corner of an art show.
What more is there to say. Spongeblob is a creation from the gods, he is crafted using a skilled technique created by Spongeblobs father called the "push, pull, cut, remove, add, present" method (P.P.C.R.A.P. for short). After firing Spongeblob was carefully applied with "Sunflower Yellow" glaze for the perfect look. Not only is spongeblob a total pleasure to gaze upon, but he is also useful, he can be used to store various writing utensils or as a shot glass for water shots, occasionally deemed as too small by newly divorcees.
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